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2010 Trends

This is the third cup of Ice Scramble I have had this week. This would have been incredibly banal, except for the fact that this is three more than the ice scramble I have had within the last five years-combined. It seems to me that Ice Scramble is making a come back. There are things which seem to be very trendy this year. I am writing this down so that I do not forget it.

  1. Ice Scramble. Most every train station has an ice scramble stand. Most malls that I go to has at least 3 ice scramble stands. Shopwise Cubao has 2 ice scramble stands. Correct me if I am wrong, but it seems that ice scramble is a fad this year. Ice scramble is made of pink crushed ice with evaporated milk. It is nothing spectacular but it is very cheap making it popular for those who want to quench their sweet tooth’s.
  2. Potato Curly-cues. Potato curlycues is a piece of potato on a stick. It is cut in such a way that it looks like a spiral staircase cued horizontally. Obviously, it is made of potatoes. On very rare occasions, children who have finished eating their potato curly-cues use the stick to stab other people making it an ideal snack for these kids. My sister said that these curly-cues are very popular among those who go out on dates.
  3. Fashion Blogging. It also seems that a lot of people have transformed into fashion bloggers these days. Anyone with a camera and access to the internet takes their shot to be a fashion blogger. Some of them are really creative and sophisticated. A lot of them, however, give fashion-blogging a bad name. There are those who I really like to read because of their fashion sensibilities. (My sister and I agree on a certain fashion blogger whose posts we really anticipate. Who is she? We occasionally comment on her blog, heehee. If there is a fashion blogger I would like to see a fashion line of she would definitely be top of mind.) There are others who leave so much to be desired when it comes to fashion blogging. Sometimes, I think that just because they have lookbook.nu, they immediately assume they are fashionable.
  4. Chillwave. Chillwave is a music genre characterized by effects and synthesizers. Many from the indie crowd seem to like the genre this year. I have a community which I go to for music, this community shows a heightened interaction and discussion when the featured artist is from the chillwave genre. Toro Y Moi, Memory Tapes and Neon Indian are but some of the most popular chillwave artists.
  5. Hospitality Arts. Despite the current threats to Philippine tourism (threats which include the hostage crisis and tourism bans) it seems that hospitality schools are sprouting left and right. Before I started working for ASHA and The Cravings Group, there are but a few schools offering hospitality arts or hotel and restaurant operations. Now, there are more than 30 trade schools offering a similar program. (This does not include the 5 ASHA branches and ASHA-Summit Ridge Tagaytay) The program for hospitality and restaurant operations include housekeeping, barista, bartending, hotel management and hotel bookkeeping.

N misses the old-school ice scramble vendors wherein the manong ice scramble vendor has an ice mixer that he uses to mix the ice scramble by hand.

100 Songs [5] (41-50): 69 Love Songs

The Magnetic Fields' 69 Love Songs will remain to be one of the most brilliant albums of all time.

I think some of my friends would know how much I gush about The Magnetic Fields. The Magnetic Fields is my favorite band of all time, battling it out with Stars (the Canadian band). The mere mention of Stephen Merritt’s name would bring a smile to my face. I believe that The Magnetic Fields’ 69 Love Songs is the most perfectly written album of all time.

Getting on with the program. The 100 songs meme is one started by Baddie, right here, and is said to be the songs you would want your future children to listen to. Friends who are also doing this meme are here, here and here. Drop by their pages for their ongoing count, as well. The entirety of my list here: the 100 songs meme. I actually started writing this series more than a year ago and I do not know why I am only reminded to continue writing about it now.

69 Love Songs could easily be the most brilliantly written album of all time–at least for me, so please do not  go on referring to Radiohead’s Kid A/OK Computer or The Flaming Lips’ Soft Bulletin–to each his own, brotha’.

I love the sketches and the way that album was approached. 69 Love Songs is a piece of timeless songwriting evidence. Stephin Merritt is brilliant and understands what it means to be in love. It does not only exhibit Indie Folk songwriting, but as well as jazz, world music, and other musical styles. So, here we go:

41. I Don’t Wanna Get Over You

Easily my favorite Magnetic Fields song, I Don’t Wanna Get Over You admits what most people refuse to admit: I will not get over you, if I can do something about it. There is a reference to Albert Camus, whose most famous work is The Stranger which talks about a man who went into an emotional coma (lost any feelings) when his mother died. Clearly, this a reference to the lack of the feelings of the character in the beginning of the novel, a feeling which the singer in the phone is avoiding.

I could dress in black and read Camus, smoke clove cigarettes and drink vermouth like I was 17 that would be a scream but I don’t want to get over you.

This is also the first of the Magnetic Fields which I heard, I was feeling melodramatic over this boy I refuse to get over.

42. Epitaph for My Heart

I love how the song opens with:

Caution: to prevent electric shock do not remove cover/ No user-serviceable parts insde Refer servicing to qualified/service personnel

It was one of those melodramatic songs which were made funny controlled by the fact that there was humor in the lyrics–albeit, arguably, dry.

43. Papa Was a Rodeo

44. Yeah! Oh Yeah!

Easily the funniest song in the entire 69 Love Songs, which features Stephin Merritt and Claudia Gonson singing a murder ballad. The murder was done in the home of the husband and wife, wherein the wife was killed with a knife (hee, it rhymes) by her husband. She was killed because she whines too much and because she can’t sing. Funniest part would be the “nyah, nyah, nyah” part wherein Stephin Merritt pokes fun of “his wife”.

45. Reno Dakota

Reno Dakota is one of those heavily filled with pop-culture references, and I love it. At first listen, I thought Reno Dakota was an arbitrary name until I searched for Pantone 292. Reno Dakota is a film-maker. Hist most famous piece was a documentary which had a cult following. There is a reference to the color Pantone 292 (which was sung after the word blue) as Pantone 292 is a sort of blue color. There is also a reference to the Godfather as the score of the first 2 Godfather movies was written by Nino Rota.

Reno Dakota I’m no Nino Rota, I don’t know the score.

46. Absolutely Cuckoo

Don’t fall in love with me yet / We only recently met

Why can’t people be as honest as this in real life?

47. I Think I Need a New Heart

The Magnetic Fields’ I Think I Need a New Heart is one of the strongest evidence of Stephen Merritt’s songwriting wit. He is funny but his control for delivering wit and honesty is just too impeccable.

48. Asleep and Dreaming

This shall be the first song in my funeral march. Never forget.

49. Zebra

Ah, materialism at its finest. I imagine someone I know singing this to someone I know making it seem like an inside joke for me. I like the way this sounds like a waltz, the funny things she asks him to buy for him. I like the irony in the lyrics wherein they empty the Louvre because they already have so many tchotchkes making the articles in that museum seem uninteresting and artless compared to a zebra.

50. Come Back from San Francisco

Ah, long distance love. Imagine singing this to someone over the phone who is three time zones away.

My brother said that he does not get the Magnetic Fields. True, it is quite hard to be able to get them. Perhaps it is acquired taste. I do not care, I love the Magnetic Fields that for me, they can not do anything wrong in my eyes. Call me Captain Favoritism, the Magnetic Fields will remain to be one of my most favorite bands in the world.

Things I Will Do in 2010

Upon hearing a friend’s death, one is prompted to recall what one has done in the past year. It makes one wonder if one has touched enough lives in order for their most recent friends to attend their funeral or even cry at their wake. The news of a death is different for everyone. It makes me wonder what I had donein the past year. In fact, upon hearing it, I immediately wanted to do more things, all at once.

As a “note to self” of sorts, here are things I promise myself that I would do.

1) Volunteer. I read from my friend Aileen that she volunteered to paint one of the walls of the Philippine Children’s Medical Center. I would like to do some volunteer work this year, because from what I heard it is good for the soul. The bulk of my volunteering for 2009 involved packing for the Ondoy victims for Taytay (which is in Rizal, by the way and not in Marikina and Laguna. Yes, girls from Enderun I am looking at you)

2) Fly a kite. I do not know how to fly a kite, among other things which I do not know how to do. I remember being six and heading out to Luneta with my siblings and my mom. Armed with a kite in hand, my mother would ask us to run from one spot to the next trying to teach us the science of kite-flying. I feel as if most people’s idea of fun these days involve being in a bar drinking. Do not get me wrong I enjoy going to Mogwai for a few beers, but I would like to do more fun activities without having to spend much, drink anything alcoholic, and see the sun while I am at it.

3) Go to Banchetto. <33

4) Learn how to ride a bike. Nowadays, my physical activities include walking the city streets (I have tried walking from Ortigas to Cubao several times,) and hiking up and down the stairs, and bedroom calisthenics which involve me stretching, sprawling on the bed,  and huddling close on and around my pillows. Because of this, I am the last person you would want to be your partner in any form of Amazing Race contests. If only I know how to ride a bike, then I would not be the last pick.

5) Get my fortune told in Quiapo. Let it be known that I get my horoscope from Susan Miller. I feel as if it is one of those things everyone who lives in Manila must do. (lovely lady with great make-up)

6) Get my photo taken in Nagtahan Bridge. This one is for my friend, Joy Camille because we had always wanted it. Follow her on twitter, she will follow you back.

7) Take one good photo and make it to Flickr Explore. (I need one more. heehee)

8 ) Ride all the train lines in one day, ala “Tour Manila.” (plus the ferry from Guadalupe to Escolta!- now to eat what is left of the munchkins which almost made it to the LRT floor)

9) Take the bus from UE Letre to SM Mall of Asia. Caloocan to Pasay, north to south. Oh, Metro Manila, how much I love you.

10) Attend a wedding. Considering I work for a hotel, this is feasible, right?

11) Slow dance in an open space.

12) Watch a Movie in Mogwai.

13) Finish 52 Weeks and my 100 Strangers Project. I do not know why for the life of me did I decide to take on a Project 365. After more than a month of writing about things, I feel and know that I can not finish this project. So in order to still help coax myself to write more, I will now embark on “52 Weeks”. The rules for the said project involve writing a 300-word open letter to anyone, along with an accompanying photo. I feel scared now.

I have been doing my 100 strangers project for a while now, I have stopped because I do not have a camera to continue the project. This year shall be one with no more excuses.

Here are things I promise I would do less of:

1) Smoke.
2) Drink. Maximum of 3 drinks in one sitting. Except for birthdays. No other exceptions. Drinking maximum of twice a week.
3) Sleep late.

Now, if any of these things are on your list, please tell me so we can do it together.

Best/Worst of 2009

You said "send me stationary to make me horny"
So I always write you letters in multicolours
Decorating envelopes for foreplay
Damn extended metaphors, I get carried away

This entry is brought to you by the huge-ass smile plastered on Kathrina’s face. Now, moving on. I seem to see these lists littered all around in my google reader and my livejournal friends list. Considering how unoriginal I am, a best and worst list of Kathrina’s 2009.


Worst

The loss of a beloved.
Fired from my previous job. This isn’t exactly a bad thing, considering that that job could easily go to hell for all I care. Had I not been fired, I would not have decided to look for a new one.
Hospitalizations. I have been hospitalized more this year than ever. I consider August to be the worst month as All of the above mentioned happened during that month.
Nabasted. It was a Saturday night in May. I was crazy over this boy, he turned me down when I asked him back again. We are still great friends, so I guess it is not that bad. I am only being an over-dramatic drama queen.

Best

A new job. (make that two new jobs which I adore in different levels) I love my new job. I think it is one of the awesomest jobs I have ever had–ever.
Met the first person I ever met from the internet. It was March, we had lunch. I could be wrong, but then again, I do not remember meeting anyone I knew online before it.
Met friends from the internet and they actually became IRL friends. Which needless to say, I would like to be seeing more of you this year, if that can be arranged.
Gained two pounds. Last year, I remember being 92 lbs and now I am a 94! Yay! I think this is because of my new job! 6 more to go to my idealweight.

 

Tomorrow, I will write my New Year’s Resolution, you bet that "DO NOT PROCRASTINATE" is not in the list.

Reasons Why You Should NOT Date Kathrina

This I had promised to do to Alex and Elaine. I got this from Elaine, Alex, Joy, Helga and Jean.

1) Kathrina suffers from Short Attention Span. Once I was with a friend who was discussing Filipino Films from the 80s and how it might have influenced the movie we just saw. I was imagining how it could have been possible, oh wait, "Christmas is coming up, how about a gold headband?".

2) Something Always Comes Up. This might perhaps be the reason why her last real relationship failed. Something always came up, dates had to be cancelled and plans made one month earlier have to be compromised. All of her scheduled first dates this year were moved to another date, because things come up. This includes her getting sick, her getting removed from her job prior to this one, a funeral, a hospitalization, etc.

3) Kathrina likes Batman more than she likes you. Batman is a metaphor for any boy that I like more than the next guy. Unless of course, you are Batman himself. (If you have been my friend since 2006, you would know this fact by the love letters she writes to Batman.)

4) Kathrina is a damsel in distress. She gets coins thrown at her face, she gets lost a lot, she gets stranded in the middle of knee-high floods during a typhoon, she gets scared easily by slasher films and zombie movies, and the occasional "something always comes up". She makes up for this by not letting people take her home, sleeping in a bed with a singing doll in a bunny hat, and by not bothering you.

5) Kathrina has a lot of vices.

6) Kathrina will have a hard time remembering your face. This is because remembering people’s faces is not really her best suit. You better not feel sad about the fact that she is a little disabled in this department.

7) Kathrina likes to write about you in her blog or in her secret blogs. Apart from this annoying trait, she probably had gushed about you or dissed you to her friends, her twin sister and to her dogs.

Next time, similar to hardsell, I will write a post on WHY YOU SHOULD DATE KATHRINA.

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