WHAT? I’m adorable.
This I had promised to do to Alex and Elaine. I got this from Elaine, Alex, Joy, Helga and Jean. Their versions include reasons why you should not date them. I have already written why you should not date Kathrina. I guess maybe, it’s time to try to save myself from too much bringing down.
1.) 
Kathrina looks like this in the morning. I am not saying that I am stunning, nor do I have any delusions that I can be your next beauty queen. All that I am trying to say here is that I do not look terrible, that in the morning when you wake up next to me you would not feel that you had too many drinks last night because you are beside an ugly girl.
2.) If Kathrina likes you enough, she will wake up at 5 a.m. to make you breakfast. You need to know that I do not like waking up before 8am. I like my sleep more than I like people. If I like you enough, you would see me up for breakfast making you a full meal. Fried Rice, Eggs (however you like them), Bacon, Ham, Spam, Corned Beef, Longganisa, whatever you want so as long as I have it around, I will make it for you. I will even try to make Kare-kare or Sinigang if you so desire.
3.) Kathrina can cook.
4.) Kathrina will write you love letters. Decent ones, at that. This means she is sweet and will most likely volunteer to kiss you in the middle of the street, or hold your hand while you get your teeth cleaned and other things.
5.) Kathrina likes beer. Yes, she likes it as much as you like beer.
6.) Kathrina pays for her dinner. Unless you insist more than she will, Kathrina will most likely pay for her dinner.
7.) Kathrina is not prissy. She is willing to go through knee-deep sewer water, take the MRT/LRT/LRT2 and consider that as a date, will wait for you for two hours so as long as you tell her you will be late, among other non-prissy things she is willing to do for you if she likes you enough.
