This I had promised to do to Alex and Elaine. I got this from Elaine, Alex, Joy, Helga and Jean.

1) Kathrina suffers from Short Attention Span. Once I was with a friend who was discussing Filipino Films from the 80s and how it might have influenced the movie we just saw. I was imagining how it could have been possible, oh wait, "Christmas is coming up, how about a gold headband?".

2) Something Always Comes Up. This might perhaps be the reason why her last real relationship failed. Something always came up, dates had to be cancelled and plans made one month earlier have to be compromised. All of her scheduled first dates this year were moved to another date, because things come up. This includes her getting sick, her getting removed from her job prior to this one, a funeral, a hospitalization, etc.

3) Kathrina likes Batman more than she likes you. Batman is a metaphor for any boy that I like more than the next guy. Unless of course, you are Batman himself. (If you have been my friend since 2006, you would know this fact by the love letters she writes to Batman.)

4) Kathrina is a damsel in distress. She gets coins thrown at her face, she gets lost a lot, she gets stranded in the middle of knee-high floods during a typhoon, she gets scared easily by slasher films and zombie movies, and the occasional "something always comes up". She makes up for this by not letting people take her home, sleeping in a bed with a singing doll in a bunny hat, and by not bothering you.

5) Kathrina has a lot of vices.

6) Kathrina will have a hard time remembering your face. This is because remembering people’s faces is not really her best suit. You better not feel sad about the fact that she is a little disabled in this department.

7) Kathrina likes to write about you in her blog or in her secret blogs. Apart from this annoying trait, she probably had gushed about you or dissed you to her friends, her twin sister and to her dogs.

Next time, similar to hardsell, I will write a post on WHY YOU SHOULD DATE KATHRINA.